That’d be the legal kind of straight, not the un-iced kind
Ensuring that the only chemicals in our whiskey are the ones we’re looking for
That’s quite the special whiskey you’ve got there. Handmade, small batch, artisanal and craft. The purest and the finest. All the best ingredients, made according to the original recipe. Must be good stuff.
The home of bourbon, and of obscure statutory language
And other tales of “health claims” for alcohol
In which you try to release a beer, and fail pretty hard at it.
Tax money before health! Historically speaking, at least…